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May 20 2018

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chefpyro:

chefpyro:

good thing this here internet box exists. back in the 12th century or whatever i would have had to shout my bullshit from the window

me hanging out my window in the dead of night, 1127 AD: I HAVE TWELVE TOES AND SEVEN EYES

a guardsman, already aiming for my nuts with his crossbow: SHUT YON FUCKETH MOUTH

syrup-bender:

weavemama:

maybe if we unplug America and plug it back in???

leave it unplugged

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captainsnoop:

Big Mood Bros. 

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dragon-in-a-fez:

this bitch empty, TWEET

slimetony:

slimetony:

Every person who likes and reblogs this post will be enrolled in witness protection

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beerbop:

jasper-rolls:

kushblazer666:

rasec-wizzlbang:

can we bring back captcha comics

No offense but these are absolute classic images

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berserkpack:

escaped-ocelot:

mgs1 abs were more detailed than the faces

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thedoublepp:

A mass of PAU concepts I’ve been playing with particularly a Sad Dirk who doesn’t cut his hair because he just can’t be bothered to

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dabneycoleperson:

elected officials think abandoning fire safety codes is a more reasonable solution to school shootings than gun control, so i guess satire is dead

17midnights:

Donut: You’re smiling, did something good happen?


Grif: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?


Tucker: Simmons tripped and fell into the garden.

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kovicjones:

I think all kids, no matter how awkward or popular or athletic or attractive or smart or dumb they are, have that moment where they feel like an outcast and they don’t feel like they fit in. Where I was living and where I grew up was not a great fit. Punk rock was like an adrenaline shot to say, “Hey, you’re not the only one that feels this way.”

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unclefather:

ketchupcapacity:

matt-ruins-feminisms-shit:

hooligan-nova:

nflstreet:

Shakira Law

Do we start with:

1. The fact that this is clearly supposed to be the One Ring from Lord of the Rings

2. “Shakira Law”

3. The implication that children either know arabic or will become muslims by eating a donut.

4. “Free Islamic Donut”

5. or that starbucks is giving kids weird donuts for free and expects there to be no questions about the intricate writing.

One donut to fool them all 

6. Starbucks doesn’t sell donuts

There is one and only one shakira law.
1. Thou hips shalt not lie

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lornacrowley:

thanks for this lil rat im gonna kiss his nose

cautionlazer:

cautionlazer:

cursedstim:

cursedstim:

hey ohio followers.. I’m sorry

i just rode through your whole state in 4 hours and saw like 3 buildings

hey op where did you see the buildings

where are the buildings op

aughtpunk:

ludwigplayingthetrombone:

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

zenvanillacoke:

u: *saves the game*
ur brain:

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